shrkbvrs: Our Story

Orange juice. Cheez-its. And ninja stars. That’s where our story begins. Or at least that’s where we’ll start. We were going to open a store, and these were the items we were going to sell. The only items. It was going be the greatest orange-themed weapons boutique ever built. Only one problem: we couldn’t decide on a name.

To be continued…


sam / Co-Founder

I’m an all-around rad dude who does totally gnarly things.

ez / Co-Founder

I’m a super-chill homie who does really tubular things.